It doesn't matter: How to date Izuana <3

5 steps how to date the awesome Izuana

1- you must be awesome because Izuana is the most awesome friend i have ever had. so if you are not awesome you aint dating her! :P

2- you must look like a particular someone. yup that someone. i aint telling but yeah. HAHA.

3- you must treat her like a…

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HAI, my name is Amalienz. I am 7 years old. And i go to NLPS tg bunut branch in primary 1 blue. :)

let’s be friends, ok? 

see you when school reopens! cant wait to play hide and seek! 

HAHAHAHAHA

love,

Amalienz.

How to date Amalia

Amalia is the most interesting, complicated creature to ever walk this this earth. the question is, how to date her?

Maybe these 5 simple steps can help you:

1. Food

Do not offer her food after sunset.

2. Lamak

Picik lamak nya, and tell her how cute she is.

3. Eyecandy

Give her information or pictures of her eyecandies, she’ll thank you :)

4. Sunburn

If you’re white, get yourself a tan. She loves dark-skinned dude :)

5. Izzy Bizzy

Izzy bizzy is Amalia’s most awesome friend. You need to win Izzy Bizzy’s heart in order to date Amalia, and if Izzy bizzy doesn’t like you, she’ll bitch about you on twitter :)

This is Brunei, home sweet home :)

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Adrenaline is something I need to ease my pain :)